THE DISTURBING TRUTH ABOUT THE VIKINGS' BLOOD EAGLE EXECUTION
FLIGHT INTO THE AFTERLIFE
MESSED UP THINGS THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED DURING THE VIKING ERA
SACRIFICING SLAVES AS 'BURIAL GIFTS'
THE DISTURBING TRUTH ABOUT THE VIKINGS' BLOOD EAGLE EXECUTION
TEETH FILING WAS A STATUS SYMBOL
THE ST. BRICE'S DAY MASSACRE
HUMAN SACRIFICE
VIKINGS WERE SO CRAZY THEY MAY HAVE DEVELOPED CRIMINAL PROFILING TO COPE
VIKING BERSERKERS WERE VERY REAL
TRIMMING THE FINGERNAILS OF THE DEAD
THERE WAS A LOT OF INFANTICIDE GOING ON
SOME SERIOUS CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING
WORM INFESTATIONS
MAYBE THIS ESPECIALLY BRUTAL FORM OF
EXECUTION
WHO NEEDS X-RAYS WHEN WE HAVE REALLY STRONG ONION SOUP?
CUTTING OFF YOUR NOSE TO SPITE THE VIKINGS
DON'T TOUCHWOOD, BECAUSE THAT'S DISGUSTING
IT'S ALMOST AS IF THEY DIDN'T LIKE HORSES THAT MUCH
AND YOU THOUGHT THE SUPER BOWL COULD BE VIOLENT
PSST, YOU WANNA BUY A UNICORN HORN?
THE TYPICAL VIKING LONGHOUSE SERIOUSLY NEEDED SOME GLADE PLUG-IN AIR FRESHENERS
YOU KNOW DOGS ARE JUST NOT BADASS ENOUGH
AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR FAMILY WAS INSUFFERABLE AT CHRISTMAS
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